Who Looked More Ridiculous at the Kids Choice Awards: Ke$ha, or Katy Perry?

 I’m just kidding, of course. There is no answer to that question. It’s like asking “which came first, the chicken or the egg?” or “could God microwave a burrito so hot that even he himself could not eat it?” Ke$ha’soutfit looks like it belongs on Willy Wonka’s transgendered evil twin brother, and Katy Perry looks like she came straight from a Fly Girl audition in 1993. It’s an existential no-man’s land.