Kirsty Gallacher looking swell

TV stunners shows off bikini-babe bod in the Caribbean 

 JAWS dropped when Kirsty Gallacher larked about on a Caribbean beach in a teeny blue bikini this week.
The TV babe showed off an ultra-toned body despite giving birth to her baby boy, Jude Sidney, only five months ago.

Scottish Kirsty, 32, showed she was game for a laugh as she kicked a football around with her fiance, Paul Sampson, 32.

But the TV presenter's super sports knowledge couldn't stop her taking a tumble as she tried to score against her rugby player lover.

SLIP UP: Kirsty takes a tumble

Kirsty's body has bounced back in record-breaking time since Jude was born in January.

An onlooker said: "Kirsty looked amazing. There wasn't a single man on that beach who could take their eyes off her."

THE BEAUTIFUL GAME: Kirsty saves a goal

"It's even more impressive considering she gave birth this year, most women never look that good but especially so soon after pregnancy."

The sexy star has spoken openly about her dislike of the way magazines airbrush pictures of celebrities. Earlier this month, she bravely posed for a cover shoot without any retouching.

But we're hardly surprised - this bonnie lass needs no help in that department, twenty-year-old girls would be over the moon for a figure like this.

Melinda Messenger reveals how changing her children’s school nearly ruined her marriage..

 

By Helen Carroll

Devoted mum Melinda Messenger grins broadly as she reveals that her seven-year-old son Morgan can’t yet read or write.

And although she can smile about it now, Melinda admits it very nearly ruined her marriage.

Unhappy that Morgan was already getting homework and preparing for exams, last summer the former Page 3 girl moved her family almost 100 miles from their home in Wiltshire to a new pad in Berkshire in order to enrol her three children – Morgan, Flynn, five, and Evie, three – in a school where the emphasis is on play – not reading, writing and arithmetic.

Because Morgan had already spent a year in a conventional state school, husband Wayne, 36, was unhappy about the move.

“The first year was really, really difficult and we were on the verge of breaking up,” Melinda, 36, tells Sunday. “It caused endless problems between us.

“Wayne would say, ‘What are you doing? Morgan should be learning to read!’

He thought I’d gone mad and he wanted to move back to our old life.

“Because Wayne didn’t agree with the changes, I felt like I was towing this juggernaut all by myself. I thought if he didn’t see life as I see it now, then maybe we shouldn’t be together. Over time that has changed but we’ve had some awful fights.

“During one row we were driving along and he literally had my hair, I had his and we were screaming at each other.

“It sounds quite funny now, but it wasn’t at the time. How we didn’t crash I don’t know.

“I wanted him to leave, and I think he really wanted to go too. Fortunately, Wayne is a real stayer. And we realised that marriage is about hanging in there and getting through those times.

“Now that Wayne sees the benefits and the value of their new education, he believes in it.”

The children attend a Steiner Waldorf School where spiritual and emotional development are favoured over tests and exams.

But this “alternative” approach to his education can be hard for Morgan to comprehend, especially when his friends are already taking SATs, the national exams for children.

“He’s said, ‘Mummy, why can’t I read?’ I told him, ‘Well, you’re going to learn. It will take a bit of time but it’s nothing to worry about’. It’s a case of making him feel comfortable.

“It doesn’t scare me that he’s going to be left behind. It’s about understanding that there’s more to gain, not about having a competitive childhood.

“I believe this approach to education could provide a solution to issues such as childhood obesity and depression.

“Kids should be doing things like climbing trees, not playing on computers, and that’s exactly what Morgan is doing.”

Melinda and Wayne are now both firm fans of the whole Steiner ethos. They allow only 90 minutes of TV viewing a week and won’t let their children have computers or mobiles.

Melinda’s philosophy on life is a world away from her days as a glamour model. And the changes show in her physical appearance too – after 10 years as a blonde, Melinda’s hair has returned to its natural brown hue so she can spend less time on her appearance.

“When I’m not working, I just wash, brush my teeth and tie my hair up. My mascara stays on until I pick it off in clumps. Gross, I know,” she admits.

We can’t see fellow mum – and pal – Victoria Beckham doing the same.

“I’ve met Victoria on several occasions and she’s great,” says Melinda.

“She’s warm and down-to-earth. A real girl’s girl.”

Like most mums, Melinda admits that keeping the romance alive in her marriage is a struggle.

“It can be challenging, especially as most nights the kids end up in our bed,” she says.

“Sex took a bit of a back seat for a while. But we try to make time for each other as often as we can.”

Melinda’s fame is largely down to her surgically-enhanced breasts, so would she consider going under the knife again?

“There are parts of my body that could be tucked and tightened and nipped
and greatly improved on but I’m too much of a chicken now – I know how
painful it is,” she explains.

But what if Evie wants a boob job in years to come?

“I hope that she’ll be more secure about herself so she doesn’t feel the need,” she says. “I was skinny as a teenager and had an issue that I wasn’t very womanly, but it was stupid.

“Sometimes I can’t believe my body was cut open and two bits of plastic were
shoved in. Why did I do that? However, I’d rather have had it done than have
been insecure for the rest of my life.”

But it’s not just her own children’s lives Melinda wants to improve. She’s a
great champion of many kids charities and is currently promoting Barnardos’
annual Big Toddle – a sponsored half-mile walk for under fives. She’s taking
part with Evie.

“Barnardo’s is about working for kids in this country,” says Melinda. “I feel a need to nurture, protect and care for every child, not just my own.

“So many children get a raw deal – I want to make a difference for any that I can.”

Jodie: I've stolen Jordan's crown (but feel guilty)

EXCLUSIVE: Jodie has sharp words for Jordan

By Carole Aye Maung

SHE went to public school and has got 11 GCSEs, three A-levels and an orgy in a hayloft under her belt.

She dreamed of being a lawyer—but made a quick career swap to pole dancer and celebrity maneater.

Her CV also includes sex on a trampoline in her parents' garden and nights of lust with Westlife stud Kian Egan and hunky model Calum Best—son of soccer legend George.

So what makes Jodie Marsh tick? After all the kiss-and-tells it was time to talk to the real woman beneath the duvet.

And the blonde 32D-24-33 stunner, left, was quick to claim the glamour crown of her surgically-enhanced 32FF rival Jordan.

The pair knew each other long before Jodie shot to fame in ITV1's fly-on-the-wall show Essex Wives earlier this year. And Jodie, 24, claims Jordan—who is just a year older—has somewhat tetchily conceded her celebrity babe mantle to the Brentwood beauty.

"I'm already knocking her off the front pages," said Jodie. "But to be honest, I don't feel good about it. I actually feel guilty because I'm a nice person.

"Before, Jordan was the big star and I was the nobody. But she'd be on and off with me the whole time because, even though I was nothing, she hated it when I got attention from guys.

"I was dreading seeing her after I got famous because—if she didn't like the attention I was getting before—she was definitely going to hate it now.

"We finally came face to face at a televised reunion for I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! We were seated in the same row. She totally ignored me and didn't even make eye contact.

But later on after we all went to a club, she came up to me and said, ‘Jodie, can I shake your hand?'

"I was really suspicious of her. I thought she'd probably pull her hand sharply back at the last minute and go ‘nyah, nyah'.

"But she didn't. She shook my hand and said, ‘Well done'. I was still very wary and asked, ‘Er...why?'

She replied: "You've done it. You're there. I'm past it now. There needs to be someone to take my place and YOU'RE that person. Well done. I wish you the best of luck'.

She was surprisingly sweet actually. She did that in front of all my friends. She came to MY table, not the other way round. But I knew, deep down, she couldn't be that nice.

I knew it was too good to be true. And, true to form, as she was walking away, she couldn't resist a parting shot.

"She suddenly turned and said, ‘By the way, I didn't realise you'd had your boobs done."

Jodie is fiercely proud that her curves are completely natural. And she explained: "That night I was just wearing a push-up bra which made my boobs look huge. So I placed my hands on either side of them and bounced them in Jordan's face as proof.

I'd never have a boob job. I want to prove you can make it in this business looking natural. I will be bigger than Jordan. I want to become a household name like her—but that's as much as I want to be like her.

"I'm currently working on some formats for a TV show which is going to be huge."

Jodie, daughter of millionaire couple John and Kris, admits she was "somewhat miffed" this week by a headline dubbing her The New Jordan (Without The Brains).

It appeared over a photograph of her in a skimpy mock-combat style outfit with revealing straps across her breasts and a cartridge-case belt. The straps were held in place WITHOUT the aid of tape. She insisted: "I know I have brains. I've never had to prove that. But now I'm only concerned with the physical thing—with being as sexy as I possibly can.

"I was put down for many years and had it drummed into me that I was ugly.

"So recently, my biggest compliment ever was when I was dubbed The Human Viagra. I just adored that so much. It's my favourite. It's so important for me to be sexy and look good.

I love the power when your wearing a revealing outfit that people want to be your friend and want to talk to you. And I only wear revealing outfits when I need a little boost to feel better about myself. I felt fine in the army outfit and I turned heads all night long. I didn't feel ugly for one second that night. I felt really good.

"My dad really liked the army outfit. He thought it was like something Lara Croft would wear.

"Before I go out, I always get my mum and dad's opinion about what I'm wearing to check it's not too tarty." But Jodie insists her sexy image is far more than just an act. "I'm a fundamentally very sexy and sensual person," she said. "I absolutely adore sex and I don't think there's anything wrong in admitting that. I'm like a man in that I think about sex every 11 seconds.

"I actually need to have sex five times a day. I wore one boyfriend out totally. He was like, ‘Go away from me. I can't handle it' because I'd be waking him up through the night, saying, ‘Can we do it again?'

"It always puzzles me why men who are into sex are called stallions, but women like that are thought of as slags."

Jodie says that her new-found fame gives her "a real sense of achievement."

But she adds: "It's not all about me, me, me. Every month I give money to The Battersea Dogs' Home and The World Wildlife Fund."

Her ever-increasing publicity has been boosted by an extensive wardrobe of increasingly revealing outfits—like her combat gear.

But she says: "I wouldn't wear anything that looks cheap. It has to look well made— like a proper outfit." And however skimpy her fashion numbers are, the leggy babe maintains: "I never go out topless in some of the arty catwalk creations —I like to leave something to the imagination."

Jodie can be scathing about other glamour rivals as well as Jordan.

She had some sharp words for Alicia Douvall, 23. "Too tarty is what she wears," she explains. "She's always out in what looks like stripper outfits—showing loads of boob.

"I know I was I was only wearing a couple belts for a top—but that was a totally different look. I like to dress up with a fantasy theme in mind when I go out.

"I like to use shock and awe tactics. I guess I just like to be the person that everybody is talking about.

"I don't think I could achieve that without showing flesh. I don't dress to look like a slapper, I dress just to be different."

Jodie blames her pathological need to feel lusted after on the six years she spent at Essex's posh £10,000-a-year Brentwood school where she says she was mercilessly bullied.

Says Jodie: "It started when I was 11 and continued right through school. I was a bit of a boffin and got bullied for being clever.

"But I also got bullied for my nose, which had a huge bump after I broke it playing hockey. Everyone used to say how ugly I was, how big my nose was. Then, when I had a nose job, I got bullied because of that."

But Jodie had got over her complex by the time she led three men and another blonde into a hayloft for an orgy at her parents' barn. And she stripped from the waist down for sex on a trampoline with ex-fiance Dean Clark.

The Brentwood beauty with the all-natural boobs has always known how to put theBOING into bonking.

Courtesy SEM GROUP PLC 

Jodie on... ...PARENTS 'I always get mum and dad's opinion about anything what I'm wearing to check it's not too tarty' ...CHARITY 'It's not all me, me, me. Every month I give money to the Battersea Dogs' Home' ...FASHION 'I wouldn't wear anything that looks cheap. It has to look well made...like a proper outfit' ...NUDITY 'I never go out topless in arty creations...I like to leave something to the imagination'

EVIL Jonathan King : I LOVE JAIL

Warped pop tycoon's rant

PAEDOPHILE star Jonathan King claims he is so pampered in prison that he is enjoying his time behind bars.

The former TV and pop mogul, jailed for seven years for abusing schoolboys, was warned by Judge David Paget at his trial: "It may well be that your time in prison will not be easy."

But speaking out on his own ‘fan club' website, big-mouth King brags: "This has been the best thing that has ever happened to me. If someone offered me ten million pounds to change it, to erase the past two years, I'd refuse it."

Those two years have included prolonging the agony for his victims as he used the best legal team money could buy in a vain attempt to wriggle out of the charges.

But King, 57, rants on: "Money could not buy the numerous invaluable, priceless observations I've acquired."

King was jailed last November for six offences of indecent assault, having sex with boys and attempting to have sex with boys aged 14 to 16.

In a second outburst the millionaire, who was held in custody before his conviction, drones on: "Here's the JK observation on the last twelve months.

"Inmates—fascinating. Three types— the truly guilty of bad deeds are often good people who made a mistake or, at worst, have an evil streak. Very few if any are totally bad. The second type is the truly innocent—tragic, unfair, ruined men who have suffered at the hands of corrupt, lazy British police methods and legal anomalies.

"The third type is the vast majority—those guilty of a far lesser crime than their convictions and sentence. I'm in that category."

Wherever King thinks he is, one thing is certain — he's still got years of his sentence to serve.

Still smiling Jonathan? We are.

POPSTARS THE RIVALS GIRL'S NUDE DUET IN CAR PARK

Finalist had sex romp over bonnet at the Jolly Sailor

TV POPSTARS finalist Sarah Harding stood nude in a pub car park then arched herself across the bonnet of a Toyota Corolla for sex.

Sarah, 20, was watched by millions last night as she won a coveted place in the last ten of Popstars: The Rivals.

But her lover, Nick Field, will never forget the effect on his shock absorbers after they romped in the shadow of The Jolly Sailor inn.

"It was well past closing time so there was no one around," said nightclub promotions manager Nick. "We really went at it. It was only an H-reg Toyota and it was going up and down on its springs like nobody's business.

"Thankfully Sarah wasn't a real screamer but wherever we made love you always knew she was satisfied by the way she'd grab hold of you afterwards and wouldn't let you go."

Sarah first wowed star TV judges Pete Waterman, Geri Halliwell and Louis Walsh by singing the Jacksons' I'll Be There at her audition.

She also squeezed into hotpants for rehearsals and said: "I thought I might try and steam up Pete's glasses."

Sarah, now one of the favourites to make the five-girl band to be managed by Louis Walsh, knows all about steaming up glass.

"Our trips to The Jolly Sailor car park would usually start the same way," said 24-year-old Nick.

"Her hands would be all over me, tugging at my clothes as I drove. Then she'd start kissing and fondling me even more. I had to pull in to The Jolly Sailor otherwise I'd have crashed! Even though the pub wasn't too far from her place she liked the thrill of doing it there.

Nerves

"The car park's huge so we'd find a quiet corner and she'd strip down to her G-string—she always wore them.

"If it was too nippy to get on the bonnet, she'd climb over into the passenger side and push the seat back to make room for me."

Sarah isn't backward when it comes to revealing her urges.

After posing in a silver bikini for the boy racers' bible, Max Power, she told the magazine that she fantasises about having threesomes with both "boys and girls".

But Nick couldn't even guess at what was to come when they first met. She was 18 and he gave her a £4-an-hour job handing out flyers to drum up business for the Volts club at Stockport, Greater Manchester.

Within weeks they were lovers.

Soon after, Nick discovered that Sarah had few nerves when it came to performing in front of an audience.

"There was this one time when loads of us crashed at her place," he said. "I ended up on a camp bed in the lounge with my mates sleeping around me.

"In the morning I was still in bed when the rest of them were up and looking around the place. So Sarah sneaked in with me and snuggled under the covers. She had a pyjama top on but no bottoms.

"Then she slid on top of me and we started to make love.

"Then some of the lads noticed she was in there with me and wanted to know what was happening. Sarah just looked at them and said we weren't doing anything.

"But all the time she was rocking up and down on me very gently.

"Of course, they didn't believe her and pulled off the covers to see what was going on!"

Last Sunday the News of the World revealed how Sarah had posed in men's magazine FHM in a contest to find Britain's sexiest girl next door. Nick added: "She probably didn't tell Popstars producers about what we got up to, but I'm sure they're not going to mind that either. She's got real star quality with a sexy edge—you never know what she's going to do next."

Certainly her trick with a mobile phone took him by surprise.

"She programmed it to vibrate when anyone called," he said. "Then she'd hold it to herself, really sexily, and get me to ring her time and again. She said it gave her such a thrill."

Sarah's relationship with Nick fizzled out after a few months when she left the club and returned to a former boyfriend.

"I saw her in a nightclub months after we'd split," said Nick. "There was something different about her and then I realised what it was—she'd had a nose job. Now it was totally straight.

"She used to be a bit self-conscious about her nose because it had a hump in the middle. She always said she'd have an operation once she could afford it — and now she had." Along with a new nose, Sarah has also gained a fair bit of cheek...she has sent Prince Harry a few sexy photos of herself.

Sarah, now in a Popstars safe house with the other nine female finalists, bundled the snaps into a package, added a copy of FHM magazine and asked a programme researcher to get them to Harry at Eton College, just 15 miles away.

"I know most girls fancy Wills but I've really fallen for Harry in a big way," she said.

Bikini

"I've sent him some photos of me wearing a skimpy bikini and given him an open invitation to pop round any time he fancies. It's not far from his school so maybe he'll take up the offer."

A spokesman for the show said: "Prince Harry and Wills would be welcome to visit the house any time."

Sarah's ex-lover Nick added: "I watch her on telly now and still think she's a great girl. I hope she's a brilliant success."