FOOTBALLER Teddy Sheringham has shown Danielle Lloyd

FOOTBALLER Teddy Sheringham has shown Danielle Lloyd the red card again — just days after playing extra time in his bed.

The Celebrity Big Brother bully is devastated after the West Ham star booted her out of his Essex mansion for the second time.

 

A friend revealed: "Danielle was delighted they had patched things up and they made up for lost time.

"She said Teddy couldn't get enough of her.

"The sex was fantastic— then again, the ex was always fantastic with Dani and Teddy. But once they had got over that thrill, the relationship soon crumbled."

Teddy, 40, first ditched the former Miss Great Britain while she was still in the Big Brother house after shocked TV viewers heard her say Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty should "f*** off home".

He feared that being seen with the Liverpool loudmouth would have undone years of his good work trying to kick racism out of soccer.

But after she left the show the pair began dating again.

A friend of Teddy's said: "He decided to give her another chance.

"They went out to the theatre together and a photographer spotted them.

"When that photo appeared, there was a fair bit of disquiet in the West Ham dressing room."

Captain Nigel Reo-Coker's spokesman Tony Finnegan said: "He was surprised to see the photo. Players fear this could play up to the racists' agenda." 

JADE Goody -"It was worse than Big Brother."

JADE Goody revealed yesterday how she went through hell in rehab, telling pals: "It was worse than Big Brother."

The race-row star, 25, was meant to spend WEEKS in the famous Priory clinic but checked out on Friday after just five days.

She admitted to friends she couldn't cope with the group therapy sessions—and was terrified one of the other patients would blab her innermost secrets to the outside world.

The mum of two, who is suffering from severe depression, insomnia and shock, is now holed up in Norfolk in a luxury home belonging to her boyfriend Jack Tweed's uncle.

She has agreed to carry on with her private consultations at the south-west London clinic but only as a day patient.

A pal told the News of the World last night: "Jade hated it there. She said, ‘This is worse than Big Brother, I'm going through hell.'

"She knew she badly needed help and the doctors were brilliant but she couldn't stand the regime.

"And she didn't like being confined so soon after leaving Big Brother. She kept saying, ‘I need space, I need space.'

"The biggest problem was the group sessions. She felt very uncomfortable talking about her feelings with strangers.

"After the second one she said, ‘This is doing my head in—I can't do it any more. I hate telling everyone what is ****ing me up.'She was utterly bewildered by what was going on. She was saying,‘ I feel like a complete nutcase'."

Clinic doctors prescribed her anti-depressants and sleeping pills after she told them she was feeling very low.

She now plans to have two or three consultations a week at the unit in Roehampton, southy-west London, which has also treated Gail Porter, Kate Moss, Paul Gascoigne and Big Brother transsexual Nadia Almada.

But Jade also faces a grilling by cops probing Celebrity Big Brother. They are deciding if anyone should be prosecuted for alleged racism.

Channel 4 viewers were horrified when Jade and her fellow housemates Danielle Lloyd and Jo O'Meara laid into Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty. Jade called her "Shilpa Poppadom", and Danielle told her to "f*** off home".

Apologetic Danielle spoke to police voluntarily last week over claims about racist remarks.

Jade hugged Shilpa and said sorry before leaving the show. She also apologised in an emotional interview with News of the World — and is planning to go to India on a peace mission.

But her pal said Jade's priorities now are to be with sons Bobby, three, and two-year-old Freddy—and to repair her relationship with Jack, 19. The family were seen yesterday at his uncle's estate near Watton.

The source said: "Jack was stuck in the house when she was going through hell on the outside. That seems to have driven a wedge between them.

"They haven't split up but she felt let down by him.

"Jade will definitely go to India but she's just not ready at the moment."

WAG TALE: Nicola T dressed to thrill soccer's Zamora

WhatAGirl. Glamour model Nicola T has revealed exactly what goes on in the minds of the WAGs...and yes, we're talking glad rags, bags and, erm, sh*gs.

And that last one is VERY important for Nicola, who has been with West Ham striker Bobby Zamora for two years.

"It is usually down to me to instigate sex. As a result, we make love EVERY day—even the morning before a match," said Nicola, 24, who will appear in new ITV2 reality show, WAGs Boutique.

"Bobby obviously wants me to be a little princess, but in the bedroom he wants me red-hot and sexy.

"Above the bed, he's even hung a six-foot-wide blow-up photograph of my breasts!"

Nicky knows just how to keep her footballer sweet.

"For Valentine's Day last year, I baked him a heart-shaped chocolate fudge cake and presented it to him wearing nothing but a pair of stockings and a little frilly apron," she said.

"I thought that was really sexy...and so did he. As for the sexiest thing he's ever done for me...He just lies there naked.

"Some of the other WAGS told me they were lucky if they had sex once every two weeks. But if that was me, I'd be suicidal."

She has a special way of making sure Bobby never strays.

"The most effective way is to make sure he never has the energy or the inclination," she explained, with a giggle.

"I remember when Bobby was going off on a lads' holiday, I chained him to the bed for, ohmigod, like FIVE days to wear him out before he left. Whenever he's going on a boys' night out, I make him have sex with me first just before he leaves. That way I know he won't be looking for it while he's out."

Wicked

When Nicola thinks he's been out long enough, she texts him sexy pictures of herself so he remembers what's waiting for him at home.

"It never fails. Within 30 minutes of me hitting the send button, I hear the key in the door," said Nicola, who is the brains behind WAGs Boutique, which starts on ITV2 on Tuesday and sees two teams of WAGs run rival clothes stores.

Mind you, it's a miracle Nicola has the energy for it...

She revealed: "Once I woke Bobby up in the middle of the night specifically for sex. The next morning he told me, ‘No one has ever done that to me before!' He thought it was wicked.

"I did ask Bobby once if he was allowed to have sex before a match. He was a little unsure and said, ‘I don't think you're meant to'. But we did it anyway. Bobby even scored in the game just an hour or so later."

But he gave Nicola a rough ride when she scratched the alloys on his beloved Range Rover Sport.

"That was the worst thing I ever did," she said. "It was his pride and joy. He forgave me...eventually."

But there's never a cross word spoken—because they do all their arguing by text.

"Bobby and I never have face-to-face rows. We only ever fight by text. And the next time we see each other, everything's normal."

Their last text row blew up when she left orange make-up stains on her house-proud lover's crisp white sheets. "I'm banned from using his large fluffy white Egyptian cotton bath towels from The White Company in case I get make-up over them too.

Massive

"God forbid, I once put a dirty plate in his clean dishwasher —another definite no-no.

"Bobby also likes me to dry my toothbrush with a towel before I put it back in case it leaves a mess."

Nicola admits obsessing about things too. Mostly shiny things.

She said: "At the moment, it's all about the engagement ring. And size really does matter. The important thing is for it to be just one huge stone.
"One of the WAGS on the show has a £79,000 engagement ring. It's f***ing massive. I even tried it on. Loved it.

"But I think I have the best bag on the show. It's a £1,100 Fendi bag that Bobby bought me for Christmas. All the other WAGs tell me they love it, but then I start wondering if they really do. I hope they're not just saying it."

The stress these poor girls are under... 

Mikey Dalton: I'LL BED GRACE!

RANDY reality reject Mikey Dalton rushed out of the BB house vowing to get his wicked way with former housemate Grace Adams-Short.

But the sex-starved scouser has just 48 hours to tango with the dance teacher before BB viewers could pull the plug on his plans by voting them back into the show. View our reali-totty slideshow

In his first interview since his Friday night eviction, the 23-year-old model said: "I definitely want to get her into bed.

"Grace and sex were the only things I missed in the house. It's going to be amazing to be with her again."

He admitted diving under the duvet with her in the first few weeks of the series had left him gagging.

"It was really hard for me and Grace to control ourselves when we were in bed together," he groaned.

"But there were cameras around 24/7 and you can't forget about them—they're total passion killers.

Chats

"You can hear them zooming in on you. If they'd been quieter it would have been better."

The loved-up pair were reunited live on Friday night's eviction show and Mikey said: "It's early days, but there's a special bond between me and Grace and I hope we become a proper couple."

However they parted within hours of meeting up because Grace (left) had to head off to Cornwall to make a personal appearance in Newquay, yesterday.

Today they will get together in London again, but Mikey needs to move quickly as they could be voted back on to the show on Tuesday.

Worse than that— one of them could be welcomed back into the main house for the final week, robbing them of another chance of romance.

Mikey believes they will not be the only two to pair up after leaving the compound.

After candid chats with Pete, Mikey revealed the singer had admitted he had strong feelings for Nikki. Mikey even joked that he and Grace, 20, may go on a double date with them.

He added: "Pete told me that they will definitely see each other, that it will be more then friends and that they'll be close."

But that could all be scuppered by Jennie. She appeared to tell Pete she fancied him during a bizarre late night coded conversation.

The pair talked gibberish about animals after Jennie admitted she had a secret to tell. When they were alone they suggestively sniggered about "bones" and "animal fetishes".

Jennie also guaranteed her place in the house for the final week yesterday by winning the board game challenge.

Meanwhile Mikey may have some explaining to do. He cosied up with Imogen after Grace had left the house.

Fiery

But he said: "Nothing was ever going to happen between me and Imogen and it wouldn't have, even if Grace wasn't an issue.

"Me and Imogen are on the same wavelength—she's just a female version of me. We could relate to each other and we had lots of things in common."

However he's not so keen on his other girlie housemates. He said Nikki was the most annoying thing about being in the house, branded Aisleyne "over-emotional" and described Jennie as a "fiery rocket, who didn't know when to shut up".

But he tipped Glyn to win. He said: "He's true and honest. He has been on such a journey during the last few weeks."

As for Pete: "He's awesome." 

Orlaith McAllister: my marathon s..x romps!

By Jane Atkinson

SUPER-FIT Big Brother babe Orlaith McAllister has revealed her secret training for the London Marathon.
She says her peak condition is all down to one thing - Olympian sex sessions with her new man, property tycoon Gary McCausland.

She revealed: "As soon as we are together we just rip each other's clothes off and then make love for HOURS.

"Sex works every muscle in your body. I feel really fit and it is down to that. My bum has never felt so tight."

Orlaith 26, and Gary-who presents a property show on Five-met last year at a charity show in Belfast.

And it's for a charity close to her heart-the Anthony Nolan Trust-that she is hoping to raise thousands today.

"When I started thinking about the marathon I met a little boy who has leukaemia," said Orlaith.

"His parents aren't bone marrow matches so he's still searching. It was so sad and I realised I wanted to do something to raise awareness."

The Irish-born beauty recently took a break from her gruelling "training schedule" to go on a Spanish holiday.

Wearing a skimpy yellow bikini she showed off her newly-toned figure on a yacht.

Orlaith says she may run again next year and will probably need a training partner.

Now that really would be worth running 26 miles for!

Three tacky deals, one coy bride and an old style romantic wedding

Three tacky deals, one coy bride and an old style romantic wedding

THE NEWLYWADS

By Nadia Cohen

FORGET "for richer or for poorer" Jordan and Peter Andre pocketed a stash of holy matri MONEY when they tied the knot at the weekend. 

The newlyweds were quids in after their fairy princess wedding, thanks to a £400,000 megadeal with OK! magazine.

Minus the £250,000 cost of the tacky bash, that leaves them with a tidy £150,000 profit.

However, no expense was spared to make the glamour girl's dream day come true.

With the bride arriving in a horse-drawn Cinderella carriage, confetti cannons bursting over the guests, a bubble machine and a Willy Wonka-style chocolate fountain, the only thing the day lacked was taste.

Jordan wore a strapless pink dress covered in fake diamonds with a 25ft long, 8ft wide train for her marriage to I'm A Celebrity star Peter, who was dressed all in white with a sparkly silver waistcoat.

And with the walls of Highclere Castle in Berks also painted pink, it looked more like an explosion in a candyfloss factory.

There was even a gaudy pink flag flying which was embroidered with the initials KP for Katie and Peter.

Blubbing

Guests arriving for the ceremony had been ordered NOT to bring cameras—and they must have been relieved.

Strong stomachs were needed to cope with the barrage of pink everywhere.

The wedding eventually kicked off at 5pm—an hour late. But before Jordan, 27, and Peter, 32, could exchange vows they had to sit through some cringe-making songs by X Factor flop Rowetta. But their few famous guests seemed to lap it up. Among them were former Brookside babe Jennifer Ellison, Vanessa Feltz, Kerry Katona, who starred with the pair in I'm A Celebrity, EastEnder Dean Gaffney and Gazza, whose plus-one turned out to be boozy pal Jimmy ‘Five Bellies' Gardner.

"I hardly know the lass," said Gazza, with glass in hand, "but it'll be a laugh."

Bridesmaids were Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding, 23, and Liberty X's Michelle Heaton, 25. Jordan barely knows them but hey, they upped the celeb count for OK's wedding album.

They walked up the aisle with Harvey—Jordan's son by footballer Dwight Yorke—only just out of Great Ormond Street Hospital after a six-week stay for a mystery illness.

But when it came to the vows, Peter couldn't get his words out because he was blubbing. And Jordan couldn't get through hers—because she couldn't pronounce the word matrimony.

The bride even interrupted her hubby at one point to demand that he remain faithful.

When pop hunk Peter made his vow, Jordan turned to the audience, winked and shouted, "Yeah, absolutely faithful!" "All the congregation fell about," said one guest.

But another insisted: "It was very emotional—at one point both Jordan and Peter were crying buckets, but he was worse. He was crying like a girl."

Sickbag

At least the size of the wedding ring must have brought a smile to the bride's face—it was described as being "almost the size of a Jaffa cake".

If the pink explosion didn't make guests feel queasy, the interior of the marquee on the lawn was strictly sickbag. After the nuptials, Jordan walked down a catwalk in the tent built to hold her train before she and her new husband sat on two pink, fluffy thrones.

The 16 tables were decorated with little pink Christmas trees and fairy lights twinkled on the wall.

Guests chose from main courses of monkfish, roast beef and Yorkshire pudding or sausage and mash.

And at midnight, slices of the five-tier chocolate cake were served.

After that lot, we'd be surprised if they didn't all turn into pumpkins.

Big Brother is big business – Lisa Marks goes inside America's new fame school

 

By Lisa Marks, 08/11/2009

"We're standing in a beautiful landscaped courtyard. I'm in a group with three strange men - one is singing me a love song, one is pretending to be rapper Ice-T, and the other is doing his best to impersonate a TV presenter. Before I know it, we're all singing about a product we've just invented called the iLove.

The watching crowd applauds wildly, my face goes bright red and as I walk to my seat, I almost clonk my head on a sound boom attached to one of the many cameramen who are following my every move. Welcome to the first night of reality TV camp.

Writer Lisa lists her attributes

I'm spending three days at the New York Reality TV School, founded by film producer and director Robert Galinsky. He launched his reality TV workshops last June to help wannabes make it big in the competitive world of reality TV. His trick? Improving their confidence and story-telling abilities, apparently. Simple.

So far his success stories include Jorge Bendersky, who came third in Animal Planet's Groomer Has It (nope, I've never heard of it either), and Jonathan Fable, who won $10,000 (£6,100) on the US version of Hole In The Wall.

This is Robert's first $795 (£487) weekend residential course, which he says focuses on: "Bringing out your inner potential and giving you the edge on the competition when you audition for a reality TV show."

The group takes notes from director Robert

Okaaaay. So far, all I've discovered is that I can't sing, but I've only been here two hours.

Like most people, I avidly watched Big Brother from day one and sneered from the safety of my sofa as the crazy antics unfolded: "How can people who have just met declare they're best friends? Do you really have to run to the diary room to bitch about your housemates?"

But as I soon find out, normal rules do not apply when you live your life on camera 24/7.

Robert hands out graduation certificates

This course, held at the isolated Center For Energetic Healing in Simi Valley, California, has been designed to mimic life inside a BB house - the aim is to immerse us wannabes in reality TV-land. There are shared dorms, secret challenges and four camera crews roaming the grounds, all there to catch every moment - be it dull or explosive.

Before I even step out of my car, a camera is shoved in my face. I immediately feel uncomfortable, but strangely, after just a couple of hours, I start to forget they are there.

I was expecting my fellow classmates to be desperately fame-hungry, but during our first session, called Triumph And Tragedy, it becomes clear that although everyone has a story to tell, the craziness level is nowhere near as high as I thought it would be.

During the very honest introductions, a flood of personal information pours out. I share with my housemates that I've had spinal surgery (my tragedy) and that I've won a short film competition (my triumph).

Renee laps up the attention

Our group of 15 include a recovering anorexic, a recovering alcoholic, a police chief who'd seen his partner killed, a dad with an autistic son (who I had to make dance with me during my first secret challenge - sorry Pennel!), a single mum supporting three kids, and a businessman who had been adopted. Oddly, not everyone is desperate to feature in a reality show, but like many, they are intrigued by the potential of reality TV fame.

Later, we are shown the diary room where we are encouraged to 

talk freely. I go in on the first evening and sit there like a lemon mumbling about how nice the grounds are. Not exactly riveting stuff.

After dinner, however, things kick off when one of the group, David, a 34-year-old New York computer consultant, has an argument with Ian, 25, a singer from Florida and probably the most fame-hungry of us all. "If the universe wants me to be a celebrity, that will happen!" Ian trills.

Lisa gets more intimate with a camera

I'm not sure exactly what is said, but there's a screaming row and every cameraman comes running. I watch from afar until Robert the director steps in to calm Ian down. It is hilarious to see how quickly the cameras pounce on a dramatic moment.

The next morning at our 8.30am physical fitness session (star jumps on camera - wobbly bits for all to see) we are told that three people are self-evicting after deciding 'it isn't for them'. Cue dramatic gasps and gossipy whispers and, of course, a queue for the diary room.

Interestingly, things gel better within the group once the three naysayers have gone.

Every minute of the course is filmed

Saturday is busy. We meet with US reality star Marcellas Reynolds, 42, who's been brought in to give us his words of wisdom after he got down to the final five of US Big Brother in 2002, and then hosted his own show, Shop Like A Star, for the Style Network.

"Think very carefully about going on a reality TV show," he warns. "Particularly about whether or not you want to lose your privacy." Gulp.

Later in the day, I start hanging out with Sigi, a 23-year-old actress from LA, and Renee, a 31-year-old cocktail mixer from New York.

Recovering alcoholic Renee reveals: "I'm an artist, but I'd be interested to see how far I could go on Big Brother."

Sigi, a recovering anorexic, is equally candid. "If I can put myself outside my comfort zone I know I'll discover new things about myself," she says. "That's how you become a better actor."

Marcellas Reynolds talks about his time on US Big Brother

By now the cameras have become window dressing, so when it comes to Saturday night karaoke, I grab the microphone and blast out an off-key rendition of I Will Survive. And it may be the yummy cocktails that Renee's made (although she isn't drinking), but we end up declaring we were each other's BFFs.

It seems bonkers but I now have a better understanding of why people on these shows form such close bonds - if you go from 0-80mph in a pressure-cooker environment, it's going to speed up friendships. So hugs-a-go-go!

The next day kicks off again with physical fitness, but I get upset that three of the group hasn't bothered to get out of bed in time. In fact, I'm so annoyed I go to the diary room to have a rant. In two days, I've become a reality-TV cliché - moaning in private but hugging in public.

Sigi learns to love the camera

After a session where we have to tell two truths and a lie to see if we've been listening to our classmates closely enough to root out the fib, it's time for graduation.

We whoop with joy as we receive our certificates. We've graduated from New York Reality TV School 'with all the rights and privileges thereto pertaining'. (No, I haven't figured out what it means, either!)

Success! Lisa's got what it takes

Before I leave, I speak to Woody, a 57-year-old dairy farmer from Michigan who has applied many times to be on Survivor, a Robinson Crusoe-style show where teams of wannabes are left to live on a desert island.

Having completed the course, he's convinced his chances of getting picked next time have increased.

"I've sent off a lot of tapes, but now I can be more specific as to what will make me a great contestant," he says.

I glance across at course guru, Robert, who is beaming with pride.

Wannabe Woody gets some tips from guru Robert

"What I have tried to create here is a learning experience that can get difficult sometimes but with room for the 'students' to grow - and I think we achieve that," he tells me with satisfaction.

After one of the most surreal experiences of my life, I still have no ambition to go on a reality TV show but, worryingly, when I wake up at home the next morning, the first thing I look for is a camera. New habits die hard!"And then it's time to leave. The hugs seem to last for hours and we all swap business cards, promising to request each other as friends on Facebook, and vow we will stay in touch.

Big Brother : I'm a sexy beach

BB babe gets all hot and bbothered on her stunner holidays

By Rachel Richardson

SEX-MAD Sam Heuston has at last revealed what she was hiding under her bikini all that time in the Big Brother House.

The brunette babe popped out of her vest while playing beach tennis on holiday on the French Riviera this week.

Then she whipped her top right off for a splash in the sea and a session soaking her 34C silicone secrets under the shower.

Thankfully, that seemed to cool her down a bit, though Sam is desperate for some sex on the sand.

She said: "I did it once with a boyfriend while I was on holiday in Spain. We'd been out for a really romantic meal and afterwards he took my hand and led me down to the soft white sand.

"We were giggling because we could clearly be seen by some apartments overlooking the beach.

"He laid me down on the sand and stripped me naked, then we had sex as the gentle waves broke on our feet."

You might have thought she was washed up when she was booted out of the Big Brother house after just three weeks, but she says she is taking a break before launching a modelling and TV career.

And the 23-year-old bisexual ex-student—who snogged Makosi in the House—would also like to get wet and wild more women.

"I find the sun, the sea and the sand an incredible turn-on," she cooed. "So watch out if you see me abroad this summer because I'll be really hot."

Probably best to get back under the shower then, dear. 

I want hot Saskia Howard now

BB MAXWELL: Cheeky cockney lifts the lid on how he's desperate to bed his Big Bruv bird

by Rachel Richardson

MAD-FOR-IT Max rushed out of the Big Brother House desperate to get in the sack with sexy Saskia.

In his first interview since his eviction, randy Maxwell Ward, 24, said: "I can't wait to get down to it. What fella wouldn't?"

Stolen moments of passion under the Big Brother duvet with Saskia have left the London loudmouth gagging for more.

Maxwell said: "A kiss and a cuddle and a tickly rub, that's all that went on in the House.

"But if she had popped her head up after two-and-a-half minutes, no one would have been impressed. I'd have been in trouble."

However Maxwell was red-faced when he learned TV viewers had heard slurping and bangle-jangling noises coming from the bed they shared.

Sexiest

He said: "We tried to keep things under wraps, without making any noise. It was hard work.

"But if I could have switched off the cameras I would have gone for it."

Maintenance engineer Maxwell admitted there were times his frustration got the upper hand and his sexiest moment was when he was by himself in a cardboard box for a task.

He revealed: "She was in one box and I was in another and we managed to get next to each other. I poked a hole through and kind of enjoyed myself, while she was talking me through it."

But he said he was not tempted to cheat with the other housemates after 23-year-old Saskia was kicked out of the house last week.

He said: "Even if I'd stayed in there for six weeks I'd have liked to have thought Saskia Howard would be waiting for me. I wasn't going to jump into bed with another bird, especially considering that they are a bit ropey."

Now, apart from finding out which players his beloved Arsenal have signed over the summer, Max can't wait to score with Saskia Howard .

He said: "It would be nice to get a bottle of wine and a bottle of vodka down her neck.

"I'm sure it will take that amount of alcohol to get her to bed me."

Maxwell is also still amazed he wooed such a stunner and admitted, with his trademark catchphrase: "Saskia is off the hook.

"There were t**ts everywhere on the first night and I fancied Sam at the beginning because she walked in with nothing on. But she then spent the next two weeks with nothing on.

Wicked

"Saskia Howard  kept her clothes on and I ended up falling for her, so it proves you shouldn't judge on first impressions.

"We got on wicked and had a great laugh together. I really enjoyed being with my treacle."

But he did not find the other housemates quite as tasty.

He said: "I didn't know Makosi fancied me. But after all she's only human. I thought she was ropey.

"Derek fancied me as well—he was always touching me and grabbing my cheek."

But it was Orlaith who really scared him.

Max said: "She's a pretty girl, but she has hands like a bunch of bananas.

"If a girl has small hands you're going to look better in the sack. What's the point in big hands?"

Eugene-"He's weird and his stories were crap."

Science-"He's alright but the arguments about food really wound me up. We don't see eye to eye."

Craig-"He's pucker, he's a really nice bloke. It'll be hard for him to have a good time without me though."

Anthony-"He's great. We talked about birds and football and we are ready to abuse the bars in Whitley Bay, Newcastle and Islington when he comes out."

Sam Heuston foam strip got lads in lather

Sam gets her kit off in Tenerife

By Paul Kennedy

SEX addict Sam Heuston strips naked in front of a leering audience baying for more—but it was long before she even dreamed of entering the Big Brother House!

The saucy brunette peeled off her flimsy bikini as a lager-fuelled crowd cheered her on at a foam party on the holiday isle of Tenerife.

There goggle-eyed with his mates was student Callum Cousins who had palled up with Sam earlier at their hotel poolside.

"She was loving all the attention," said Callum, 21, of Farnborough, Hampshire. "And she couldn't wait to get her kit off. Sam was quickly up on the podium dancing very sexy. All she had on was a black bikini and that didn't stay on for long.

Dumped

"There was another girl up there and the DJ said whoever stripped off the most would get free tickets to another bash. Both tops came off quickly but that's where the other girl bottled out. Not Sam!

"All the crowd were chanting ‘Get 'em off!' and she did. I got an amazing view. My pal had his camera with him and we just took some snaps.

"After her strip she vanished and eventually turned up back at the hotel on another coach in a right state, in a heap and virtually out for the count. A mate and I just dumped her on her bed and left her to it."

It's that unpredictable behaviour that's led to her being treated as an outcast by the other TV housemates.

And now she's almost at breaking point after Derek Laud threw her out of the bedroom and insisted: "That girl is completely psycho...when she has alcohol she turns into a psycho."

Mirror on the wall, who's the Saskia Howard-est of 'em all?

EXCLUSIVE: BB beauty loved to see her breasts bouncing, says holiday lover

 

By Matthew Acton

SAUCY Saskia Howard-Clarke insists her lovers keep her satisfied with a nice big reflection during sex.

For Saskia likes to ogle her whopping 34FF boobs in the mirror as she makes love.

And her ex-boyfriend Nathan Greene has revealed how, as she kept an eye on her breast bits, he had to talk dirty to titillate her even more.

Nathan said: "She is especially proud of her breasts and who can blame her? I'm quite fond of them myself.

"We stripped off for sex and she adjusted the mirror so she could see herself. She said she loved looking at the way her boobs moved as she was making love."

In the Big Brother house Saskia, 23, now has her eye on Maxwell.

They've been flirting all week and yesterday he stole a kiss after asking her to check his "morning breath".

The cheeky chappie rubbed his face in hers while she was in bed and they locked lips.

Max has already told Anthony: "Love doesn't even come close to the way I'm feeling about her. She makes me laugh." He'll need a good sense of humour and a large looking glass if they do get it on.

Nathan told how he and Saskia had sex in a variety of positions but she always made sure she could get a good view of herself. "Every time she was looking at herself in the mirror. It really turned her on.

"She also told me to talk dirty to her. She wanted me to tell her how beautiful and large her breasts were. She really got off on that."

Nathan, an architecture student at Nottingham University, fell for Saskia, from Surbiton, Surrey, after they met on holiday in Corfu. They ended up in bed when Saskia got kicked out of her apartment.

He said she asked if she could share with him for the last three days of the holiday...in return for sex.

It was an offer he couldn't refuse.

Dominant

"We'd only kissed up until that point and she said she usually waited a while before sleeping with someone, but the only way she could repay me for letting her stay was with sex," said Nathan. "I wasn't complaining. She was adventurous and dominant. Every time she got tired of one position she'd try something new."

On their last night together, they put on a naughty end-of-the-pier show.

He said: "We went for a stroll on the beach. It was romantic in the moonlight." But soon sexy Saskia was leading him on to a jetty.

Nathan said: "We walked to the end and she just lay down and demanded I make love to her. I could see the sea between the planks and thought, ‘I hope this thing is sturdy'.

"Later Saskia climbed on top and pulled off her top to reveal her breasts. It was an amazing sight. I felt very lucky."

Student Nathan, 22, told us: "I couldn't believe my luck. Saskia has an amazing body and is rightly very proud it.