EXCLUSIVE: Jodie has sharp words for Jordan
By Carole Aye Maung
SHE went to public school and has got 11 GCSEs, three A-levels and an orgy in a hayloft under her belt.
SHE went to public school and has got 11 GCSEs, three A-levels and an orgy in a hayloft under her belt.
She dreamed of being a lawyer—but made a quick career swap to pole dancer and celebrity maneater.
Her CV also includes sex on a trampoline in her parents' garden and nights of lust with Westlife stud Kian Egan and hunky model Calum Best—son of soccer legend George.
So what makes Jodie Marsh tick? After all the kiss-and-tells it was time to talk to the real woman beneath the duvet.
And the blonde 32D-24-33 stunner, left, was quick to claim the glamour crown of her surgically-enhanced 32FF rival Jordan.
The pair knew each other long before Jodie shot to fame in ITV1's fly-on-the-wall show Essex Wives earlier this year. And Jodie, 24, claims Jordan—who is just a year older—has somewhat tetchily conceded her celebrity babe mantle to the Brentwood beauty.
"I'm already knocking her off the front pages," said Jodie. "But to be honest, I don't feel good about it. I actually feel guilty because I'm a nice person.
"Before, Jordan was the big star and I was the nobody. But she'd be on and off with me the whole time because, even though I was nothing, she hated it when I got attention from guys.
"I was dreading seeing her after I got famous because—if she didn't like the attention I was getting before—she was definitely going to hate it now.
"We finally came face to face at a televised reunion for I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! We were seated in the same row. She totally ignored me and didn't even make eye contact.
But later on after we all went to a club, she came up to me and said, ‘Jodie, can I shake your hand?'
"I was really suspicious of her. I thought she'd probably pull her hand sharply back at the last minute and go ‘nyah, nyah'.
"But she didn't. She shook my hand and said, ‘Well done'. I was still very wary and asked, ‘Er...why?'
She replied: "You've done it. You're there. I'm past it now. There needs to be someone to take my place and YOU'RE that person. Well done. I wish you the best of luck'.
She was surprisingly sweet actually. She did that in front of all my friends. She came to MY table, not the other way round. But I knew, deep down, she couldn't be that nice.
I knew it was too good to be true. And, true to form, as she was walking away, she couldn't resist a parting shot.
"She suddenly turned and said, ‘By the way, I didn't realise you'd had your boobs done."
Jodie is fiercely proud that her curves are completely natural. And she explained: "That night I was just wearing a push-up bra which made my boobs look huge. So I placed my hands on either side of them and bounced them in Jordan's face as proof.
I'd never have a boob job. I want to prove you can make it in this business looking natural. I will be bigger than Jordan. I want to become a household name like her—but that's as much as I want to be like her.
"I'm currently working on some formats for a TV show which is going to be huge."
Jodie, daughter of millionaire couple John and Kris, admits she was "somewhat miffed" this week by a headline dubbing her The New Jordan (Without The Brains).
It appeared over a photograph of her in a skimpy mock-combat style outfit with revealing straps across her breasts and a cartridge-case belt. The straps were held in place WITHOUT the aid of tape. She insisted: "I know I have brains. I've never had to prove that. But now I'm only concerned with the physical thing—with being as sexy as I possibly can.
"I was put down for many years and had it drummed into me that I was ugly.
"So recently, my biggest compliment ever was when I was dubbed The Human Viagra. I just adored that so much. It's my favourite. It's so important for me to be sexy and look good.
I love the power when your wearing a revealing outfit that people want to be your friend and want to talk to you. And I only wear revealing outfits when I need a little boost to feel better about myself. I felt fine in the army outfit and I turned heads all night long. I didn't feel ugly for one second that night. I felt really good.
"My dad really liked the army outfit. He thought it was like something Lara Croft would wear.
"Before I go out, I always get my mum and dad's opinion about what I'm wearing to check it's not too tarty." But Jodie insists her sexy image is far more than just an act. "I'm a fundamentally very sexy and sensual person," she said. "I absolutely adore sex and I don't think there's anything wrong in admitting that. I'm like a man in that I think about sex every 11 seconds.
"I actually need to have sex five times a day. I wore one boyfriend out totally. He was like, ‘Go away from me. I can't handle it' because I'd be waking him up through the night, saying, ‘Can we do it again?'
"It always puzzles me why men who are into sex are called stallions, but women like that are thought of as slags."
Jodie says that her new-found fame gives her "a real sense of achievement."
But she adds: "It's not all about me, me, me. Every month I give money to The Battersea Dogs' Home and The World Wildlife Fund."
Her ever-increasing publicity has been boosted by an extensive wardrobe of increasingly revealing outfits—like her combat gear.
But she says: "I wouldn't wear anything that looks cheap. It has to look well made— like a proper outfit." And however skimpy her fashion numbers are, the leggy babe maintains: "I never go out topless in some of the arty catwalk creations —I like to leave something to the imagination."
Jodie can be scathing about other glamour rivals as well as Jordan.
She had some sharp words for Alicia Douvall, 23. "Too tarty is what she wears," she explains. "She's always out in what looks like stripper outfits—showing loads of boob.
"I know I was I was only wearing a couple belts for a top—but that was a totally different look. I like to dress up with a fantasy theme in mind when I go out.
"I like to use shock and awe tactics. I guess I just like to be the person that everybody is talking about.
"I don't think I could achieve that without showing flesh. I don't dress to look like a slapper, I dress just to be different."
Jodie blames her pathological need to feel lusted after on the six years she spent at Essex's posh £10,000-a-year Brentwood school where she says she was mercilessly bullied.
Says Jodie: "It started when I was 11 and continued right through school. I was a bit of a boffin and got bullied for being clever.
"But I also got bullied for my nose, which had a huge bump after I broke it playing hockey. Everyone used to say how ugly I was, how big my nose was. Then, when I had a nose job, I got bullied because of that."
But Jodie had got over her complex by the time she led three men and another blonde into a hayloft for an orgy at her parents' barn. And she stripped from the waist down for sex on a trampoline with ex-fiance Dean Clark.
The Brentwood beauty with the all-natural boobs has always known how to put theBOING into bonking.
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